Breckinridge Basement

"I think you've got the butt plug too far from the crotch gun."

ScavOlympics

"Something is totally digging into my nipple."

At The Ill-Fated ScavHunt Party

"You should get drunk!"

"So, then came the Calvinists, who believe in predestination, which has very little doctrinal validity..."

"Yeah, they [the people on the Mayflower] watered down the beer with piss."

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